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They were ArklahomBoy, Zach, Mr J, and a band of young right supporters. As they saw it, their cause was noble and just. It was to do something about these liberal snot-nosed pansies who were successfully spreading a peaceful message to the rest of the world! How dare they??? America doesn't do peace, dammit! Not anymore! ArklahomBoy and all his merry friends thought this was disgusting. "Fuck the world! We are America! We don't need no steenkin' peace relations with those pussies," said one of them quite possibly. When they caught on to the presence of Sorry Everybody (www.sorryeverybody.com), they knew the time was upon them. It started when Mr. J discovered the offensive and bilious Sorry Everybody web site. He quickly posted it to a blog that he and several other pimply faced youths had set up on the Internet called How Do You Like My Face (www.howdoyoulikemyface.com), a pithy and quick, "rolls off the tongue" kind of name. The site features three well-fed baseball-capped kids on the home page, a not dissimilar likeness to the three stooges. Usually, their postings consisted of indiscriminate references to female genitalia (of which they gleaned what little they know from older brothers and Daddy's porn collection).
But not this time. This time it was political. And it was serious. It was bad enough that Bush had to actually do some work to get re-elected, but to denegrate the sacred agenda, the global agenda that made him famous was just too much. Someone had to act fast otherwise the terrorists would see the weakness and we'd be done for. The epiphany immediate, the momentum quick, the response resolute. This was to be the Shock and Awe of the Internet and Sorry Everybody was Baghdad. Arklahomboy decided the only way to fight fire was with fire. He would set up a site for his neo-con brothers to share their photos (and guns) and express their opinion of Europe (wimpy ass lickers) and the rest of the world (terrorist fucks). He wasn't doing this to gloat, he was doing this to protect us from the "faux Americans" as he calls them. These same people would sell out their neighbors, he claims, to support the foreigners who have "liquidated 100 million souls" and forced the US to intervene. And he also goes on to say that no one should ever be able to intervene with the policy of the US. While we're not entirely sure what the heck Arklahomboy is talking about, we do know he feels strongly about it. It was this thread on the subtle art of marketing the right Internet domain name that started the ball rolling...
Link to original transcript Link to image of transcript But soon, the plans started to go awry. Calls for urgent help rang out as the site was still not up and the Sorry Everybody campaign was reaching fever pitch. Even after several late nights staying in drinking coke and eating pizza in front of the computer (not much of a change really) the desired results still do not appear. Meanwhile other neo-cons were coming up with the same unoriginal stupid idea at various other sites around the net. See previous page for details.
Link to original transcript Link to image of transcript After a while, it became evident that they were a day late and a dollar short of their goal. This battle had been lost. But not to fear though, they had guns like every other hick. They were down but not out. When the commie French terrorist liberals come around, they'll pick them off one by one. BACKGROUND Zach fancies himself a weight-lifter and a rapper. Yo yo Zach! What the dealio, yo? ArklahomBoy "loves alcohol" and enjoys being soaked in blood. He fancies himself a man of the world. As for the others, I have no friggin' clue to be honest. You can check it out on their sites for yourself! |  |
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